On Kony 2012: I honestly wanted to stay as far away as possible from KONY 2012, the latest fauxtivist fad sweeping the web (remember “change your Facebook profile pic to stop child abuse”?), but you clearly won’t stop sending me that damn video until I say something about it, so here goes:
Stop sending me that video.
The organization behind Kony 2012 — Invisible Children Inc. — is an extremely shady nonprofit that has been called ”misleading,” “naive,” and “dangerous” by a Yale political science professor, and has been accused by Foreign Affairs of “manipulat[ing] facts for strategic purposes.” They have also been criticized by the Better Business Bureau for refusing to provide information necessary to determine if IC meets the Bureau’s standards.
Additionally, IC has a low two-star rating in accountability from Charity Navigator because they won’t let their financials be independently audited. That’s not a good thing. In fact, it’s a very bad thing, and should make you immediately pause and reflect on where the money you’re sending them is going.
By IC’s own admission, only 31% of all the funds they receive go toward actually helping anyone [pdf]. The rest go to line the pockets of the three people in charge of the organization, to pay for their travel expenses (over $1 million in the last year alone) and to fund their filmmaking business (also over a million) — which is quite an effective way to make more money, as clearly illustrated by the fact that so many can’t seem to stop forwarding their well-engineered emotional blackmail to everyone they’ve ever known.
And as far as what they do with that money:
The group is in favour of direct military intervention, and their money supports the Ugandan government’s army and various other military forces. Here’s a photo of the founders of Invisible Children posing with weapons and personnel of the Sudan People’s Liberation Army. Both the Ugandan army and Sudan People’s Liberation Army are riddled with accusations of rape and looting, but Invisible Children defends them, arguing that the Ugandan army is “better equipped than that of any of the other affected countries”, although Kony is no longer active in Uganda and hasn’t been since 2006 by their own admission. These books each refer to the rape and sexual assault that are perennial issues with the UPDF, the military group Invisible Children is defending.
Let’s not get our lines crossed: The Lord’s Resistance Army is bad news. And Joseph Kony is a very bad man, and needs to be stopped. But propping up Uganda’s decades-old dictatorship and its military arm, which has been accused by the UN of committing unspeakable atrocities and itself facilitated the recruitment of child soldiers, is not the way to go about it.
The United States is already plenty involved in helping rout Kony and his band of psycho sycophants. Kony is on the run, having been pushed out of Uganda, and it’s likely he will soon be caught, if he isn’t already dead. But killing Kony won’t fix anything, just as killing Osama bin Laden didn’t end terrorism. The LRA might collapse, but, as Foreign Affairs points out, it is “a relatively small player in all of this — as much a symptom as a cause of the endemic violence.”
Sending money to a nonprofit that wants to muck things up by dousing the flames with fuel is not helping. Want to help? Really want to help? Send your money to nonprofits that are putting more than 31% toward rebuilding the region’s medical and educational infrastructure, so that former child soldiers have something worth coming home to.
Here are just a few of those charities. They all have a sparkling four-star rating from Charity Navigator, and, more importantly, no interest in airdropping American troops armed to the teeth into the middle of a multi-nation tribal war to help one madman catch another.
The bottom line is, research your causes thoroughly. Don’t just forward a random video to a stranger because a mass murderer makes a five-year-old “sad.” Learn a little bit about the complexities of the region’s ongoing strife before advocating for direct military intervention.
There is no black and white in the world. And going about solving important problems like there is just serves to make all those equally troubling shades of gray invisible.
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- Lennon: Mommy! You look really pretty in that, you should wear it all the time
- Me: OOOOOHH Thank you Lennon that is very sweet
- Lennon: How much do you weigh in that?
Breaking it down
- Me: I really hope hell is like Dante's Inferno
- Carlyne: Oh man I'm totally in the lust circle
- Me: I think i'll be cut up in 10 pieces and each piece thrown into a circle
- Carlyne: you really think one in each circle?
- Me: let me think
- Carlyne: I'd say put at least two pieces in lust and the other two in vanity because you a hot moms
- Me: I think I clear limbo because I was baptized at age 5. Thanks moms. But im def in 2 and 3
- Carlyne: lol what id do to have a cerebus
- Me: oooo and 4 and 5 I might skip 6. Am I violent? Oh wait. Id be in the inner ring of the 7th circle....that's reserved for violence against God such as blasphemers oh and against nature like sodomites. Id skip 8 and maybe just a finger in 9.
Why nobody likes me.
- Ultrasound Tech: So what are we looking for here? Your doctor did not give me any specifics.
- Me: A vanishing twin I absorbed in utero 28 years ago.
- Ultrasound Tech: 0.o
Can a man be sexy while playing the flute? HELL YES
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- Me: what?!?!?!?! LINK ME
- Debbi: omg.......I was talking about the noise on the phone goof
- Me: fail.
- Dr. Saroyan: Well, it's a pickle. The platform's a crime scene, but we need to access it to investigate the crime.
- Angela: A "cake and eat it too" situation
- Dr. Addy: Well, is it a pickle or a cake?
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- Dr. Addy: -brightens- That I understand. -frowns- Cakes and pickles meant nothing to me.
If you played Bin Laden’s life backwards, he would be an ocean zombie that builds skyscrapers out of airplanes
- Lennon: Mommy, why is my drink bubbly?
- Me: Because it's carbonated hun.
- Lennon: Like Captian Solo??